Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dr. Ham Quotes of the Day!

"What I'm really trying to do is look into your heart. But I can't, so I look at the attendence sheet."


"For Christians, this is how it goes. Narnia? Magic good. Harry Potter? Magic Bad."


Monday, January 28, 2013

Dr. Markham Quote of the Day!

"In psychology during this time, they were decapitating pigeons for research purposes. It really helped us learn a lot about brain anatomy. (awkward pause) Oh, don't get me wrong...I mean, I think birds are beautiful...I even feed the birds!"