Once upon a time there lived an extremely awkward, frizzy haired teenager named Chelsea Clinton. She was daughter of the renowned couple, Bill and Hillary Clinton. (Wonderful liberals!) Chelsea met a handsome young man named Marc Mezvinsky, son of Ed Mezvinsky who is more or less famous, due to also being a politician and serving prison time for charges of bank fraud. They were a picture of Democrat perfection! After breaking up in high school and then getting back together later in life, they decided to get engaged. Their recent marriage sealed the deal, but this love story didn't end in a splendid, fairytale wedding. The day they tied the knot had a few serious problems. The first of which is the wedding dress.
Early on in the paparazzi game, it was discovered that Miss Clinton intended to wear a gown by famous designer Vera Wang. (Although Chelsea did take great pains to hide herself.)
