Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Dr. Mills Quotes of the Day!



"Well, now we'll move from Valentines Day...to Marx and the oppression of humankind." 


"It's as if they're saying, 'Buy this [mouthwash], or you'll be alone....FOREVER!'"


Dr. Mills telling a story about two greedy people...


"'Haha! Now I have a concrete goose and you don't.' 'Well fine then, I'll steal your concrete goose!' 'Hey! This is not cool!'"

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Dr. Markham Quote of the Day!

"I once broke up with a boy because he didn't like apples. Who doesn't like apples?"


"Unfortunately [for behavioral scientists], college students don't usually peck and sniff in corners."

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Dr. Ham's Relationship Advice of the Day!

"Stalking is ok if you're really in love...or if the other person doesn't know about it."

Sunday, February 10, 2013

7 - An Experimental Mutiny Against Excess


I read a book not too long ago called 7: An Experimental Mutiny Against Excess by Jen Hatmaker.  Not only was this book inspiring and hilarious - I found myself clutching my sides with laughter more often then not - this book also motivated me to action. Here's a synopsis of the 7 story:

"American life can be excessive, to say the least. That’s what Jen Hatmaker had to admit after taking in hurricane victims who commented on the extravagance of her family’s upper middle class home. She once considered herself unmotivated by the lure of prosperity, but upon being called “rich” by an undeniably poor child, evidence to the contrary mounted, and a social experiment turned spiritual was born.
7 is the true story of how Jen (along with her husband and her children to varying degrees) took seven months, identified seven areas of excess, and made seven simple choices to fight back against the modern-day diseases of greed, materialism, and overindulgence.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Dr. Ham Quotes of the Day!


"I'm rebelling against God today...I'm going to wear polyester!"

After we had just read Exodus...

" I used to make my students read all of Leviticus and Numbers, but then I heard the groaning of my people..."

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dr. Ham Quotes of the Day!

"What I'm really trying to do is look into your heart. But I can't, so I look at the attendence sheet."


"For Christians, this is how it goes. Narnia? Magic good. Harry Potter? Magic Bad."


Monday, January 28, 2013

Dr. Markham Quote of the Day!

"In psychology during this time, they were decapitating pigeons for research purposes. It really helped us learn a lot about brain anatomy. (awkward pause) Oh, don't get me wrong...I mean, I think birds are beautiful...I even feed the birds!"