Professor Ingle Quote of the Day!

"What makes a yellow-throated warbler a yellow-throated warbler? The fact that it's yellow-throated warbler."

"Naming things is a way to exert dominion over them--that's why Adam named the animals. And that's why we name our children. As a matter of fact, that's why we give them 3 names...more power!"

Poetry: The All-Nighter

Un-make-up-ed face and

Eye-balls race

To ends of lines

And thesis defines

Keyboard clatters and

Slowly splatters grey matter

When pulling an all-nighter. 

Dr. Sullivan Quote of the Day!

Some fun quotes from our wonderful bioethics professor:

Whenever we ask about APA formatting: "I don't care about your niggely little complications--Lord save us from the bean counters!!" 


Student: Can we do this for extra credit?
Dr. Sullivan: I don't know if I want to allow you to genetically enhance this course.

Dr. Marsh Quote of the Day!

"…then we had the west trying to excommunicate the entire east side of the church. And that was a funny, sad story…." 

Dr. Ingle Quote of the Day!

"Why is this equation important? Because lo and behold, I am the person who makes the exam and I just said it was important. So you should know it."

Dr. Hwang Quote of the Day!

All a part of taking testing and measurement at a Christian college:

"Salvation is your criterion reference...Jesus is your score transformation."

"Construct validity--you identify the behaviors that are manifestations of that construct. For example, love. How do you know if he loves you? You can't see the construct of love, so you use behavior to test his love. I'd say the size of the diamond works well for construct validation."

Professor Ingle Quote of the Day!

"I do have a masters degree, so you could call me 'Master Ingle.' I think I would like that."