"[We might ask ourselves] why did God give oil to the arab people? Why not the Swiss? They're nice!"
"Reasons to justify pre-marital sex:...#5 Because marriage is boring. People, if your marriage is boring, it's because YOU are boring."
"I asked pastor Rhom what the opposite of irony was and do you know what he said? Wrinkly."
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