While discussing the boys who have asked us out, my friends and I compared notes on the ways we have turned them down, or ways we've wanted to. Hint: Do not follow our example.
"Here's my standard. Here's where you are. Try again."
"I'm not playing hard to get. I am hard to get."
"You seem structurally unstable."
Boy: "Can I buy you dinner?" Girl (working as sales clerk): "No, but you can buy this vacuum."
"Sorry, I'm busy for the next five years. Every night."
"Come hither--wait, but not that close!"
"Sorry...I'm just...not...where...God wants me...yet."
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