Monday, May 9, 2011

What Not to Wear

You've probably seen this show, or at least heard of it. If any of these dresses made it onto What Not to Wear, I'm sure they would be in the trash bin in seconds. The retailer claims they are vintage masterpieces...I claim they are disasters!

This one makes me think of those "attractive" female alien characters from Star Wars or Star Trek. Get out the green skin and the antennas.This dress doesn't belong on anything human!


BESs
Either Belle from Beauty and the Beast fell in the Ocean, or Arial was trying to steal Belle's theme colors. Whichever it was, the sea shell ruffle on the bust mixed with the tacky looking gold fabric, is not a good look for anyone. Well, anyone except for a Disney princess wanna-be.


Merry Christmas! Your present is a giant blue ruffle. In order to avoid looking like a cross between a Christmas gift and a crumpled, blue trash bag, don't wear large bows on dresses that have WAY to much ruffle.

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