You know you're a college student when...
- The word "free" makes you salivate no matter what it is.
- You know you're a college student when you will attend almost any meeting, club, seminar, debate, lecture, class, workshop and/or sporting event... as long as there's free food! (Gentlemen, that would include that 2-day workshop on how to become the next domestic guru on household cleaning techniques. Ladies- for you that means the 2-day seminar on ancient and modern firearm cleaning methods.)
- When you look forward to Friday nights so you can go to bed early.
- Every time the professor turns around is an opportunity to take a short nap.
- You tell your roommate that the book she's looking for is "superior" to your desk.
- When everything you talk about relates to a class.
- When the first thing anyone asks you is “how are your classes?”
- When you can only remember what day it is based on what classes you go to. (This means that you never know what day it is on break.)
- When the sound of your alarm makes you shudder.
- When you keep a few blank flashcards on you at all times.
- When taking a 5-minute break could mean the difference between at 'A' and a 'B.'
- When you haven't read anything but a textbook in a very long time.
- You live on granola bars, coffee, and the snack machine.
- If it doesn't count as extra credit, you aren't going to do it.
- When the words "Gray's Anatomy" actually makes you think of the encyclopedia, not the TV show.
- When you actually have to check the temperature and dress appropriately.
- When Saturdays are an exciting opportunity to catch up on homework
- When you find yourself saying things like "I don't have time to have any more friends."
- When you actually have to manage your time.
- When mnemonic devices become your best friend.
- When office supplies become exciting.
- When you know exactly how little sleep you can get and still stumble through the day.
number 9, but 17 and 21 were hysterical :)
ReplyDelete8, totally. (:
ReplyDeleteyou know you are a college student when your major is part of your introduction
ReplyDeletebut i like number 1, 4, 8 and 14
number 11 should say: a "5 minute" break ;) lol
3,8,9,12,17,20 and 22 (trying to change that one)
ReplyDelete22 for me! I think my best time is two hours of sleep :)
ReplyDeleteI like 4,5,7, 9,11,14, 16 (especially for those of us who were homeschooled for all of our lives;), 17, and 21! :)
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