Just One More Reason to "Kiss Dating Goodbye..."

Most of us have broken up with a boy at least once in our lives. It's sad, painful, heart wrenching...breaking up leaves you practically senseless! 

That's why you really need the new break up recovery kit! Say goodbye to the conventional break-up routines of crying on a friend's shoulder, eating chocolate, and going through a box of tissues in a few hours. This new break-up recovery kit has everything you need from a male candle (because you know you want to burn their head off), all the way to helpful herbs such as "Controlling Witches Honey," "Separation Oil," "Break up Powder," "Break Up Incense," and "Keep Away Enemies Soap." (Because we all know that powder, soap, and incense posses MUCH power.)

So order your break-up recovery kit today!

(Warning: Any of the following side-effects may occur)

You might get a headache from the incense, you also might find that the only thing the "Separation Oil" will do is separate from water. The "Break-up powder" won't work if your ex writes you a nice enough apology/love letter, and the candles will probably give you bad dreams because they look really creepy....but hey, it's only $37.95! (And yes, this is actually a legitimate product I found on Amazon).